Clogs and Uggs

Don't wear them outside your home. Uggs are only okay from your front door to the mailbox, and clogs are only okay if you are a Dutch traditionalist. Crocs are simply not okay. Why? Because they look stupid and lazy, people. You might say "But they're so comfortable!" Look, wearing blocks of cheese on your feet might feel great, but you'd look mentally challenged. There are literally millions of different shoes out there. Find a pair that fit you.